12/23/07

Merry Bloggermas, Pidomon!!!!!

As a fortunate participant of Zaius and Monkerstein's Simian Secret Santa Online Gift Exchange, I had the honor of online shopping for Pidomon!

The spending limit was between $1 and $1 trillion, which, as we know, does not go as far as one might imagine here in the US, so I have chosen very carefully, my new, fine, friend. First off, sit back and relax; as luck and the fates would have it, your secret Santa is a(naturalized) Texan, so she understands your yearnings and has firstly purchased you a first class ticket to Texas! You'll be flying into Dallas Love Field via...

They will serve you all of these you can handle...

Since you will be sloshed by this point, I have arranged for Ilana to be waiting with a car. She will be your driver for your visit this week...

As you enjoy visiting your family and cookin' out in our 70 degree days with these fine culinary sauces...

You can enjoy yourself while you visiting your family for five days and five nights with sanity by staying at the Four Seasons Resort and Club Dallas at Las Colinas...

Before you enjoy Box Office tickets to the last Dallas Cowboys game of the season...

Of course, then you'll be hooked and this one visit will be over all too soon and then you will hate to leave and go back to Baltimore, so I have arranged to get you bumped up the list and flown in and driven by Ilana for every one of next season's Dallas Cowboys' games...

(No waiting for you, Pidomon.)


I hope you enjoy yourself for this week and throughout the next year, where you will have the distinct honor (sic- sorry) of being in my blogroll. There was a 'lil money left, so I am enclosing a 'lil cash...



And donating the remainder to a charity of your choosing...

The Breast Cancer Site
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Merry Bloggermas, Pidomon!!!

10 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Wow, you went all out. Way to go girl.

Randal Graves said...

Another Cowboys fan? Has the world gone mad?

Becca said...

I'm your secret santa! Stop on buy to see what I've left under your tree :)

http://nosmokingintheskullcave.blogspot.com/2007/12/secret-santa-strikes-again.html

Steve said...

It's a Christmas Miracle!!!!
Thank You Freida!

Almost makes me feel bad about this war on Christmas I've been waging :)

I better get DCups present tomorrow but yours will be hard to beat!

Dr. Zaius said...

What a great present! I was a little confused by this part, though. "while you visiting your family for five days and five nights with Sanity..." Who is Sanity? Do you mean the Sanity Clause?

Randal Graves said...

Dr. Zaius, the Sanity Clause only applies if one is, indeed, sane, confirmed in triplicate by the court psychologist. And since they are all at their annual Christmas retreat in the Catskills, we, by law, must remain insane. I'm sorry, but that means you and your lovely running mate might need to unless the unholy army of lesbian fembots as a preemptive strike against the Napoleonic Dr. Monkey!

Dr. Zaius said...

Perhaps that is sound advice, Mr. Graves, and I shall have to give it grave consideration. By the way, we have two seperate robot armies. I bought my fembot assassins from Dr. Goldfoot long before I met Ms. Gregarious and her deadly Lesbots.

Steve said...

Dr. Zaius
When i'm in the picture (so to speak) it's always wise to bring up the sanity clause!

Unknown said...

Wacky.

Freida Bee said...

DMVM- I wish only the best for my blogger friends, new and oldish.

Randal- You know not all of us really care about football, but for those of you who do, 'Tis the Season.

Becca- Thank You! Thank You! I love my gifts. You went above and beyond!

Pidomon- Sorry, the Robot Santa made me do it, spread the holiday cheer. I am just hope no one was hurt by the posting of a picture of Budweiser on my blog and that you enjoy the mockumerry for the year to come!

Dr. Zaius- I forgot to have my pocket Sanity Clause on my person at all times during my own family visit. I hope Pidomon heeded your advice.

Randal- I weren't visitin' no kin in no hick Catsgills. 'Twas the Ozarks. Geesh, but you are right, they ain't never heard of no Sanity Clause in them parts, (and I assure you I heard no one speak suchly, but the barbarians I imposed on the natives via my loins.)

Wyldth1ng- Thanks for visiting. I really like your blog!