7/28/08

I See Your Skepticism and Raise It Up a Notchling

Randal hath challenged my Honore, my Virtuosity:
"I think you're lying about cleaning your desk." -Randal

I, Fine Sir, may be a Slutte, but I am no Liare (usually). La Proofe:



In case You, Fine Sir, doubt my Authenticidad, I hereby offer Proofe that I am not using an Olde Picture:


Well, that may not be Proofe Positivo, but I hereby challenge you to prove that Your Picture is Authentique.

I dare say, "You shall FAILE!"

8 comments:

Utah Savage said...

Ha! Take that Randal you glib bastard!

Comrade Kevin said...

What madness is this?

Anonymous said...

That is one clean desk, sistah.

okjimm said...

Ya, right, whattaz Randal know, anyways!....he watches Hockey. Always something suspect about a man who watches Hockey.

Anonymous said...

Hey....come "clean my desk."

Randal Graves said...

Well hot damn, that's one clean desk. Though didn't the real maple syrup and hot peppers and lemonade and Windex mix warp the finish?

Goddamn you hockey-hatin' bastards. Fine, I'll go use The Google to find my source. I don't even have photoshop. I just steal from the AP (ha, fuck you!)

dcup, I tried that line on my wife. Then she cleaned my clock.

Randal Graves said...

Verily, dear and devilish woman, I shalt succeede !

'tis true I was borne ye glib bastard, but mayhap I am also a right glib bastard!

Dr. Zaius said...

Oh, ye of little faith...