8/3/08

It's Gettin' Hot in Here...

So Take Off All Your Clothes.

I need an occasion, any occasion to say it's time for some gift-giving. My half birthday's coming up in a week and a half. McMuffin looked like an ass this week comparing Obama's popularity to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and then Hilton's mom who gives him the big bucks got pissed. Ha. Ha. My sons are out of town and my daughters are at their dad's 'til Tuesday, so Mr. Bee and I are gonna do some romantic hot tubbin' in the yard with an old tub he brought home from a rich person's house. Schwaank! Do I need a reason to give out gifts? Why can't I just admit that after I saw OKJimm's post yesterday, I severely coveted his having that picture of an angry mob action figure set on his blog, went to McPhee's and got Teh Urge™ (U. Savage- I don't know about Randal, but I have to look such things up) to virtually give some gifts to some dear blog friends.

So, without any further ado and the like and so forth and so on and an on and an on on on on. Since we're taking our clothes off, I first want to bestow this little gem to the Jonestown crew. I know you've been doling out the Kool Aid™ to all of us, but I know you've secretly been drinking a lot yourselves. Since that shit runs right through you, you're gonna to need enough room for that big-ass diaper...


DCup, despite your being an official member of the Jonestown crew, I haven't seen you over there lately. I think that due to your being a woman of finer taste, you may need a little more coaxing, and since I will not be able to make it on over to Georgia in time for the festivities, I'd like to offer you this 'lil assistant to help you out (only when Mathman's too busy mathing of course)...



For Whiskey Marie. If I'm going to imaginarily go on a vacay with you, I want to be sure our mouths are good and bacony. Mmmm mmm...



Randal, I wish you endless hours of entertainment with this Edgar Allan Poe action figure...



Oh no, I gotta leave work in a few minutes...

Romius, to pick up tha ladiez!



Well, there were many many more gifts to be given, so this will have to be the first in a series.

The last gift is not from McPhee's, and I was going to email it to you, Liberality, but I do not have your email address, so I'll give you this childhood picture of your adopted actor, Keanu Reeves.


He's so cute.

It's time to go pick up Mr. Bee from the visit with his parents.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, my, oh dear, oh wow!!!

I'm so into that male nurse. I might just give up my male math teacher!

Thank you for thinking of me, love. Have fun with Mr. Bee!

Randal Graves said...

Sweet! I've always wanted to get drunk with a famous dead person and now I have the chance AND I don't have to clean up their mess.

As for that last gift, whoa.

And behave yourself young lady.

pissed off patricia said...

That hot tub pic is about one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Although, down here in the south, it's probably all the rage.

Swinebread said...

Now that looks like fun!

Blueberry said...

Male Nurse Action Figure is the best choice I've seen so far to be McCain's running mate.

As for bacon, I saw a candy bar filled with bacon over the weekend. It was in the "impulse purchase" area of the checkout line at Whole Foods. Quite disturbing to a health foodie.

Comrade Kevin said...

German bacon flavored beer is my contribution to teh gross.

fairlane said...

Here's some Kool-Aid I think you'll rather enjoy-

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Drink Up!!

Liberality said...

Keanu Reeves is HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

I will take him as a gift and wait for him to grow up so I can play with him sure thing!

In Something's Gotta Give he was smoking hot--gawddamn!!!

So thanks Frieda for that gift!!!

mrsdishes2u at yahoo dot com for future reference. I have another email address but it's in my name and I'd rather not give that out here but DMVM has it too.

pidomon said...

Happy Half Birthday! (sorry I've been awol been busy)

Ghost Dansing said...

half birthday?..... never mind i found it...... glad you were born......

Utah Savage said...

Thanks Freida, that was oh so very helpful. Now I know where to go. Hell is what it looks like, but still, it's the thought that counts.

Now, what would you like for you almost half birthday?

Tengrain said...

In honor of your half-birthday, I will only eat one slice of cake.

Make mine chocolate, please.

Regards,

Tengrain

GETkristiLOVE said...

Funny - I actually bought that male nurse action figure for one of my past boyfriends for graduation from nursing school. I wonder if he still has it?!

enc said...

Sweet awards. I'm sending you my xmas list.

Romius T. said...

If I had that hair On my chest I would be so getting laid, can't wait for it!!!

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