What's Better Than a Good 'Ol Kick in the Ass?

Two good 'ol kicks in the ass!

Asskickers extraordinaire Ok Jimm and the Dr. Zaius have given me the extremely esteemed "Kick Ass Blogger" Award.

But, don't forget to read the fine print:
1) Choose five other bloggers that you feel are "Kick Ass Bloggers"

2) Let them know that they have received an award.

3) Link back to both the person who awarded you and also to mammadawg.com

4) Visit the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ to sign Mr. Linky and leave a comment.
I've actually already made a list of "Kick Ass" Bloggers. It's called my blogroll, but there are a few special bloggers to whom I'll pass the award.

While he is ultra "Kick Ass," I'd rather think that's not exactly what he'd do with such an opportunity. This very special award goes to M. Yu:

Another blogger who has been known to kick an ass or two in her day can kick my ass any time. I do hereby offer this award to the ever bouncy and sometimes perky DCup:

Now Randal, I know you are most capable of kickin' some ass, but I'd hate for you to have to go to all that trouble, so why don't you just sit back and let me do all the work as I offer you this award:

Now, this very special blogger does not ignore the negative signs. He's countin' heads and callin' 'em like he sees 'em. iSplotchy™ most certainly iKicks some iAss and deserves this special iAward:

And lastly, but never leastly, I'd like to offer this very special award to one of this first bloggers who kicked my ass. With. His. Mind. the ineffable Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein:

Thanks for kickin' so much ass, you guys!


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I am flattered to be awarded this honor and I am not worthy but I accept this on behalf of all the little people, especially those who don't grow over 5 feet tall.

Thanks a bunch for this award.

Randal Graves said...

Do I have to get up to accept the award or can I be like this guy?

You da man, except for the fact that you're a chick. You'd rule even if you were an alien visitor.

Anonymous said...

Maybe not kicking tits, but I could think of a several other things to do....(nope, I'm incapable of keeping it clean when it comes to you.)

Thanks, love. I'm honored!

Mathman6293 said...

I know you kick ass because you and your blog and stuff come up in conversation everyday. hmmm.

M.Yu said...

Your view of my orientation is insightful.

I am honored to be held in such esteem.
I hold you in high regard too.
Can I hold you down with great admiration?

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Liberality said...

Cool! Can an ignorant blogger ask you a question? How did you change that logo award the way you did? Ok, so I'm not as hip as you all, I freely admit it ;)

enc said...

All great choices. I have some new blogs to check out, now, too!

Splotchy said...

Thanks a lot, Freida!

Dr. Zaius said...

Great graphics, by the way! I meant to mention that the other day.

Freida Bee said...

Dr. Monkey- You, sir, are proof positivo that the opposite of a smart-ass is a dumb-ass.

Randal, Randal, Randal. No. No. No. Don't get up. You're in training. You are already well on your way to becoming the Official Immovable Object of the 2012 Winter MindGames.™ ;) I'll be your trainer.

DCup- Oh, I guess I can't use the lingo like the youths. Nobody shall be kicking any breasts 'round here. Oh, I see what you mean, 'cause now I'm thinking about all the things we like to do with breasts around here. (And, they're kickin'- don't deflect teh compliment. ;))

Mathman- Meow.

M. Yu- Uh. You rendered me speechless. You're good. It's like there is a virtual gag in my mouth.

Liberality- Let's see. A reply a year later. I was limited to what my work computer could do (being used to Comic Life on my own mac), so I opened the jpeg in the photo editor and there is are tools for drawing, kinda like the old paintbrush. I found I could be far more precise than my early attempts by zooming and changing things on that level. I don't know if that's a good explanation. It would really depend on the tools you have, I suppose.

enc- I'm glad you will. These are a few of my very very favorite blogs (and bloggers).

iSplotchy- You are most welcome.

Dr. Z- Thank you. It was exciting to discover I could do a bit with them. Yours are the graphics I aspire to. Thank you for the award, dear Dr.