9/9/08

Has Our Sex Life Gotten a Little Stale?

Maybe we need to try some new ...Positions of the Day.


The T-Rex?


The Back Scratcher?


The Streaky Mirror?

Why not try all three?

And, for those of you Googling "Slutty Housewife" or "Sarah Palin Fucking," you're welcome.

8 comments:

Randal Graves said...

These look like you need to be in decent physical condition. That rules me out. Well maybe not that last one. I think I can stand up.

Anonymous said...

Who creates the position names? And is creating the names an actual job? And if it is, where do I sign up? I need answers!!!

DivaJood said...

Well, these rule out the arthritis crowd.

Linda Sama said...

y'all need to be doing some yoga to be able to get those freaks on.....:)

Utah Savage said...

Again Diva nails it. I mean sticks the landing.

Blue Gal said...

hilarious.

Katie Schwartz said...

Oh, that is some funny ass shit, yo. Sarah Palin Fucking... She feels soooo dominatrixee to me.

DivaJood said...

Utah, the knees have spoken. And the hips. Oh, the lower back. I can no longer say "Fuck me sideways" and have anyone do anything but laugh.