1/17/09

Officer Randal and His Merciless Meme

So, yesterday I was just sitting at my desk, writing my future bestseller...



...when I got a hunkering for something tasty.


I decided to head on over to my favorite store.

I always wear protection, doncha know.


But, that couldn't protect me from Officer Randal and his clever ways.



I fought the law...,


...and the law we all won.



Then Officer Randal took me downtown for some "official business"...,



But, I was tricked.



Next thing I knew, I was all alone...


The Rules:
1. Link to the sexy manshrew who tagged you.
2. Post the regulations on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself:
a.) I am a contrarian. In fact, I will argue right this very second that it is nary impossible to write 6 "random" things about myself. I've already written six other things and erased them before this one, and because I am a contrarian, I feel the need to point that this lame list was carefully crafted;

b.)
These are some gifts I have given to my kids and their fathers (yes, there are multiple fathers invoved, and I'm callin' that one c.)): a strobe light, a tamborine, a drum set, a collage which featured the face of a giant Barbie choking down the most phallic course of asparagus topped with salmon and caviar that you ever did see, as well as or not parts of a dollar bill that I cut up, an iPod (thrown, rather than shaken or stirred), a hairbrush (seriously, that was the lamest gift I ever gave Mr. Bee. It was about seven years ago; we were quite poor in times when Mr. Bee used to lose his jobs due to his drinking habits (and, I had just kicked mine and was an ever-loving shrew about it), and I was working two jobs (three if you count martyr extraordinaire) and I picked the brush up at the grocery store when I was food shopping. At least, I didn't throw it);

d.)
Even though I seriously doubt there is any way I just punctuated b.) - c.) correctly, and I make up words all the times, I consider myself a grammar snob. It's rather pitiful, really;

e.)
I stole every one of the above pictures from
here and looked through every damn one in that category, even laughing out loud a time or two, quite obnoxiously;

f.)
I may or may not be wearing underwears right now. (Ok. I am.)
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5. Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

I apologize to these people who are all newly devoted followers, that I have only recently met. I am tagging you, because I want to know every little tiny single thing about you all. (Ok, six things will suffice):
Barack Obama (He follows me on Twitter™, doncha know!)

(If you've been tagged with this already or hate me now, then ignore it, step away, and nobody gets hurt..., except Officer Randal. I've been threatening to make up a killer meme and send it his way, but seriously, I just remembered that and I'm gonna get right on it.)

((Ya gotta love how I spelled merciless mercilous in the title, given d.), where it's immortalized from now until 2309.2 in the link to this post. Well, I do.))

16 comments:

pidomon said...

damn i bet on no underwear

i lose again! :)

Randal Graves said...

I've got no underwear on underneath my blue polyester pants. No, that's not a donut in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.

d.) before b.) except after c.) ?

e.)? Thanks for the work timewaster, you're the bestest with the mostest.

Mauigirl said...

That was great, Freida, you really ran with this meme!

Cormac Brown said...

An excellent meme and...what, I'm tagged? I don't want to sound like an ingrate, but I am three stories in arears and it might take a couple days for me to get to this.

Freida of the Bees said...

Pido- Yes, I am sorry to disappoint. I am an undies gal, boys' undies all the better. ;)

Randal- Oo la la, I can feel the chaffing all the way down here.

z.) You make me, I mean, it easy. ;)

Maui- Do you think I need to keep running or is the coast clear? ;)

Cormac- No obligations. Seriously. Or, you could even do it in 2 months, if you wish, on a dry day. I've done that with these things before. Either way. Just, thanks for reading (and not calling the real polices).

darkblack said...

Well, I'm naked underneath my clothes.

And you're in fine company - Why, just a moment ago I heard that John McCain called his wife a contrarian.

;>)

Utah Savage said...

Oh Freida! You know how to thrill your readers. This is a stolen moment since I'm supposed to be doing something else.

Ghost Dansing said...

so what exactly was this all about again?

themom said...

What's underwear??? I was already tagged and completed 2 days ago. But since I have been tagged again twice...I may just find SIX more in(un)teresting things about myself. Thank ya kindly!!

Doc said...

"...and (the law )we all won."

I laughed my ass off at that one, but "three if you count martyr extraordinaire" left me in tears!

A wonderfully done meme, and you can count me as one of your newly devoted followers.

Cheers,
Doc

Lisa said...

I must second what Doc said. And thank you for fighting the law. I used to fight him and mom always got after me because my baby brother Chief of Police was always her favorite.

Cormac Brown said...

All done, I hope your hubby doesn't get angry about it.

CDP said...

OK, I now owe this meme to three people, including you, so I better get to it. I'll do it tomorrow!

CDP said...

I'm posting it today!

La Belette Rouge said...

I am really looking forward to seeing how Obama responds. It might take him a little while, I think he is a little busy this week.

Whiskeymarie said...

I wear underwear too. Most of the time, anyways.

I believe I have an outstanding warrant with the grammar police- I should probably take care of that and mail in my fine.