1/5/09

OOTMOB

This is a new series that I will be featuring here.  

Unfortunately, many previous opportunities are of the past, but Snaggletooth is a veritable fount of verbal guffaws, some too hilarious not to blog.

Today...

The boys were discussing the word dick.  Snaggletooth quite perceptively asked, "How can a person's name be a bad word?"  Yes.  Yes.  I have been hearing the "Words (and Fingers) Are Not Bad" defense for years now.  In fact, I have skirted the issue of profanity quite adeptly for some fucking time.  My stance is, "It is your business what words you use, but it is my role to teach you the appropriateness of utilizing profanity, and one must learn not to use profanity around his or her mother when one is 6 or nine years old, as it puts your mother in a very awkward position.  She agrees with the afore-stated defense, but also has to live in society... at least, until you are grown and she can go live naked in the rain forest with a tribe of furry public masturbators.  

So, "Dick"  was the word of the day, and we laughed that people were not going around calling certain men "penis," but that is another meaning the word has.  The Genius cited near verbatim a conversation had between Moby Dick and Peter Griffin in the eternal classic, "The Family Guy."

Well, moments ago, Snaggletooth ambitiously tried to apply his new cultural knowledge in his public (in the living room) statement to The Genius and me,
"That's like Moldy Dick."
Since he's full of 'em, I'm makin' it a series...

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Not a very original title.  I know.

Use it in a sentence: "Suck my Moldy Dick!"

14 comments:

Bubs said...

I like saying "OOTMOB". It sounds vaguely Canadian, which is nice.

And I'm not sure, but isn't moldy dick some type of English pudding?

Mauigirl said...

ROTFLMAO! Moldy Dick. I love it.

darkblack said...

'God hunt us all, if we do not hunt Moldy Dick to his death!'

;>)

CDP said...

That is hilarious. I have a similar feature...it's called 80% of my entire blog. And Family Guy has been a subject of discussion in our house...I tell my husband not to let my kids watch it, and he swears that he doesn't...but why would a then-six year old boy suggest "Brian" as a name for a neighbor's new puppy? Hmmmmm.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I look forward to the new series.

One of my mom friends forbid her son to say the word "sucks" so he resorted to making the sucking sound in it's place, which was more vulgar and annoying, so she caved and let him say the word instead.

Anonymous said...

Call me Ahab.

Utah Savage said...

Biggest laugh of the day. I will look forward to new installments.

I'm having a party for myself. Please do drop by tonight, tomorrow, sometime, cause it wouldn't be a party without you. Bring Moldy Dick with you if you want.

Randal Graves said...

Get that kid his own TV show.

Doc said...

If you're hunting Moldy Dick, what kind of harpoon do you use?

Doc

darkblack said...

"...John Henry Bonham - Moldy Dick!"

;>)

pidomon said...

i thought moldy dick was what happened to men my age

as usual i'm behind the curve lol

Lisa said...

Isn't that why we had children? Foreseeing this thing called a blog, we procreated so that we would one day have material with which to work such magic.

Moldy dick. Now I get it. I was at Utah's first and was so confused!

okjimm said...

Waitta minute.... wasn't 'Moldy Dick' that longer, boring Melville narrative about the obsessive compulsive fisherman and his search for the best tartar sauce?

... or am I just obtuse?

Comrade Kevin said...

In search of the white wail.