Eye Spy Something Gooey





When Randal says, "Don't blink," I blink.

When Randal says, "Don't touch me there," I touch him there.

When Randal says I'm pretty, I bitch-slap his face like I'm offended and then we play strip Canasta.

After I get Randal all aroused, I tell him I'm a lesbian.

When Randal tells me I'm too busy to do a meme, I'm like putty in his wicked hands, getting right to the meat of the matter.

Under his spell, firstly, I wore baby blue eyeshadow in order to requite his dark, deep-seated Three's Company fantasy.

Then he shaved off my eyebrows WITH HIS MIND!

When I saw the hoffifying sight (Chuck Norris), my eye twitched and one became evil in order to ward off all lifeforms, sentient (not Chuck Norris) and otherwise (Chuck Norris).
(Blame Christopher and his Power of Suggestion.)

While Randal was beating me at Strip Canasta, I got so drunk, he smuggled me onto a ship where I got terribly seasick and he hypnotized me to tag these Dilfs (I don't know if they are all actually daddies, but I am always open to kinky long-distance sugar daddy relationships if they involve CA$H, penis (or strap-on) pics or immortal candy corn statues, all of which involve looking into a reproduced image of the eyes):

In the end, it is neither Randal nor I you should blame, but rather he that is called iSplotchy!


Randal Graves said...

You're so pretty, oh, so pretty.

And I don't care what anyone says, Joyce DeWitt was the hotter of the two.

They make candy corn statues? I've never seen 'em! Is that some Texas-style Halloweenie tradition?

I'd comment further, but merely reading the words Chuck and Norris on the same internets is as scary as facing one of Chuck Norris' 793 fists.

Utah Savage said...

Well Dr. Bee, you and Randal have a very interesting thing going on. I'd call it love and leave it at that. You got a great effect with your stylish glasses and your christmas colors. And what's all this about Chuck Norris? I don't want to blame christopher.

Utah Savage said...

Oh, sorry. I was supposed to blame Splotchy, but I like this meme. This virus is quite interesting. Did you notice how handsome Randal is?

Cormac Brown said...

So Randy makes you quasi-randy?

Capn Dyke said...

Th' Cap'n HAS been told She makes a fine DILF/SugarDaddy. Just sayin', Lass. Raised eyebrow an' a Wicked Wink yer way, Lass.

Lisa said...

Dang, that Randal can get you to do anything. Hmmmmm. I wonder if I asked him to.....

Splotchy said...

Thank you for doing this!

I should have mentioned, I am harnessing the power of your souls upon completion of this meme.

La Belette Rouge said...

Eye can't take my eyes off this meme. I do think there is something hypnotic about looking into Rndal's eyes as even I want to do this meme.

darkblack said...

Are you sure that you wish to look in my eyes, dear Freida?

I'm told my gaze can be quite...penetrating.


Bubs said...

I love those glasses.

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