5/31/09

since you didn't ask

eating oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
watching star trek
not reading my own blog at work 'cause they're cracking down on visits to obscene sites
submitting a list to McSweeney's after laughing mao at this one
feeling conflicted about two ten year-olds' capturing and de-tailing two scorpions
being told by my grandmother that she's been seeing a dentist
removing the oven door to get above cookies out
marveling at Jack Bauer's acting chops in the movie Mirrors- abyssmal
writing inane articles which include fake insurance reviews and strategies to slip kids broccoli
not crocheting
looking online for jobs that don't involve working or clothing
petting my kitty
getting drunk called by my step-father who's divorcing my mother to be reassured he's still my dad
having lazy sex that wasn't orgasmic, but was fun after realizing it could be loud since all children were invited to sleepovers at the same time for the first time ever
managing to share TMI™ after all
what do you know?

11 comments:

Bubs said...

Now that post was chock-full of beefy information goodness.

Micgar said...

That's the kinda post I want to do! Straight and to the point!

Liberality said...

okay, I got stuck at the sex with no prize at the end--yeah, it happens once in a GREAT while but I'd be pissed if it happened any more than that. he would be too you know...

Freida Bee, MD said...

Bubs- And, naturally and artificially flavored, naturally.

Micgar- Yes, I really should patent this top-secret, super-special blog technique, but I'm too lazy. Wait a minute alt + 0153= ™. There, I added it to the post.

Liberality- If I have relayed anything in my prestigious blogging career, I hope it's been my deep dissatisfaction with my marriage. Otherwise, I am a truly poor communicator.

Dean Wormer said...

"not crocheting"To me sleep deprived mind that came across as "not crotching."

Don't ever give up crotching.

sunshine said...

I wish someone would drunk call me. It's been far too long....
(I slipped back in to watch the kid with the "porn stash" again).
:D
((Hugs))
Laura

Liberality said...

you are married?
;~)

Cormac Brown said...

Whoa, when did they give Twinkie The Kid pseudo-R. Crumb eyes?

BTW, it's never "TMI™," that's why it's a blog. If someone feels that it's TMI, then they need to go someone where else. We (the audience) are here to here your confessions, we absolve you of all your sins and unlike a certain church, we won't molest you, your loved ones or your wallet.

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