9/6/09

Mannequin Caught With Pants Down, No Mystery Revealed

Move along people. Oh wait, you just got here. I wasn't ready. Oh, there was this whole Jodie Foster/ Sandra Dee from Grease lesbian erotica piece that centered on Jodie's having an exceptionally good hair day I was working on, but then I was getting stuck on all the little details and, it seems, you've caught me with my pants down... again.

After seeing several lovely bloggers have their six sentences selected for Six Sentences, I stuck my hand in the cookie jar and managed to squeeze out a little of all the fame and glory. I am hoping to at least squeeze today's post out of the adventure.

Writing those six little sentences (seriously, I could probably write a chapter with six sentences, the way I just go on and on-- I wonder if they have to be proper sentences) has given me a lil' tiny drop of insight. I keep starting over and over and over and over again in long writing project whatevers, at least partially, because there is a sentiment, a thought, a slice out of time, sign, sealed, delivered, and now yours. Oh, the commitment. Alas, alack. These six are already passé, so we now call them fiction. See how it works?

You know I didn't take this picture, right? I didn't, but it does go stunningly with the ladies below. I want to set our friend without the mouth and head from yesterday's post up on a blind (sic) date with this here non-committal genital bulge dude. I think they could still have much to offer each other.

I slept at home the last two nights. Friday, Mr. Bee took his imbibing self on over to a friend's house for the overnight, and last night we went and saw Inglorious Basterds. As I heard from several of you, it was superb. I'm taking everything day by day these days, which is just the attitude that, mashed potatoes willing, will take me into tomorrow, Labor Day, my first Monday of September sobriety date. Tomorrow will make seven years (which I've been claiming already for several months now). I don't go to meetings too often, if at all, these days, but I carry a lotta what AA had to offer around in my pocket with me, and I am grateful it was there for me when I needed it.

This is the part where I refer to my failures, my complaints, my innermost, deepest darkest fears and longings. Finally, after being on a three-month sex strike (what a cunt I am), I mauled my lovely husband, and must report that sex without Zoloft is much much better for me. Not only do I now feel like I have a way to deal with feeling unsafe (emotionally) around someone who's been using (I've got my tent and sleeping bag raring to go), I've got a tiny tiny shred of dignity that I can check at the bedroom door and pick back up on the way out. Feeling dually unwanted and unwanting was destroying me. I may well feel different tomorrow, and the important part, whether any one else likes it or not, is that that is allowed.

I'm feeling quite sad and contemplative today, and a little scared. I am most grateful that I've learned I can toss my worries into our big collective pot of mashed potatoes and then they even taste good.

18 comments:

Pagan Sphinx said...

Hall and Oates? Care to elaborate? Provide a link? A tiny clue? ;-)

I need to cut back on teh wacky weed.

Freida Bee, MD said...

Pagan- Ha. Oh, it started here, and I suppose taken over is a gross exaggeration, but I do so love gross exaggerations.

(I could say 9 years sober right now, were it not for the wacky weed, which may be great for some, but for me, cutting back was not something i ever managed. Not with it or cigarettes, and ended up giving them both up at the same time.)

I added the Hall and Oates 200 tag, which brings up the few Hall and Oates posts. I guess I'm due for one. What are those wacky fellas up to, I wonder. ;)

Freida Bee, MD said...

2008

Lisa said...

Love your six sentences! Excellent.

Randal Graves said...

I thought the six sentences were going to be about Hall and Oates until I clicked. You should get two mannequins and dress them up as those guys.

Oh, and it's not fame and glory, but fortune and glory. Didn't you ever see Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

Mashed potatoes are good.

Anonymous said...

First of all, here's part of the Hall & Oates mystery, revealed:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1b420c872f/j-stache-official-trailer

Secondly-should-have-been-firstly, congrats on that sobriety, missy. You done good.

quin browne said...

fb-

your writing is always a hoot to read... and your six was great!

now, try smithmag.com--a story in six words.

(read that in my step mom voice--not the nice julia roberts one, but, maybe florence henderson)

Pain said...

You are beautiful and We love you!

Cormac Brown said...

Congrats on the trifecta-

Sobriety!
Sex!
Six Sentences!

The Peach Tart said...

everything can be made better by a big bowl of mashed potatoes

Freida Bee, MD said...

Quin- Those are totally addictive.

http://www.smithmag.net/community/people.php/FreidaBee

Freida Bee, MD said...

going to go find yours...,


and as for the rest of ya's, thank you.

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